OSS Maintainer Just Gonna Deal With Remaining 300 Issues Tomorrow
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Jan 14
All Of Hackers New Year’s Resolutions Involve Crippling Infrastructure
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Apr 01
Uninspired SRE Just Going Through The Motions Of Distributed Consensus Algorithm Optimization
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Mar 31
Millions of Walmart.com Users Brought to Tears By Flawless Implementation of Eventual Consistency Algorithm
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Mar 30
Modern-Day Robin Hood Steals Passwords to 40,000 Bon Appetit Accounts
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Mar 29
SRE Hopes AI Remembers He's One Of The Good Humans After Taking Over World
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Mar 28
Breaking: Don’t Stare, But Kelsey Hightower Just Walked Into This Barnes & Noble
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Mar 25
Jenkins Job Suddenly Ordering Deployment Of Entire Nuclear Arsenal Might Have Bug
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Mar 24
Cybersecurity Experts Recommend Adding 5 Exclamation Marks To End of Password
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Mar 23
Guy Who Says When Software Gets Updated Referred To As “Czar”
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Mar 22
Microsoft Posts Job Listing Looking for “Someone Good With Computers”
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Mar 21
80,000 Lines of Code No Match For 12-Year-Old Hacker
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Mar 18
Nation’s Leading Minds Enlisted To Protect Wikihow.com User Information
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Mar 17
Additional Monitor To Make Everything Better
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Mar 16
Report: Last Chance To Stop AI Apocalypse Occurred 6 Years Ago
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Mar 15
Study Finds 99% of App Outages Occur When App Monitoring System Down
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Mar 14
Study: Average Computer Lasts 4 Years Before Being Hurled Out Window In Frustration
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Mar 11
Couple Seeking Living Room Couch That Will Compliment Dell Precision 7920 Tower with Dual Monitors
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Mar 10
Currency Of The Future Enters 4th Hour Of Transaction Process
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Mar 09
Once-Proud Database Humbled Five Minutes Into Jepsen Test
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Mar 08
Man Hoping To Visit Each Of Company’s Slack Channels Before He Dies
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Mar 01
Zero-Knowledge Proof Used To Confirm Man Doesn’t Understand Zero-Knowledge Proofs
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Feb 28
“React Native Is Totally The Way To Go,” Confirms Team Quietly Rewriting Entire App In Native
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Feb 25
Once “Weak” Password Triumphantly Emerges From Metamorphosis As “Strong” Password
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Feb 24
Cohesive, Grammatically Correct Email From Boss Must Be Phishing Scam
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Feb 23
Breaking: Bug Fixed
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Feb 22
Study: 89% Of Billionaires Made Fortune By Opening Link From Unknown Sender
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Feb 18
Kind-Hearted User Not Gonna Report This Bug
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Feb 17
Charging Cable Lost
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Feb 16
Nation Encouraged To Make Second Password
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Feb 15
Poll Finds Knowledge of Semantic Versioning Remains #1 Quality Americans Seeking In Romantic Partner
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Feb 14
App User Whose Bank Account Not Yet Emptied Disappointed To Learn New Software Update Just Fixed Log4j Bugs
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Feb 11
CEO Assuming Someone In Company Taking Care Of All That Cybersecurity Stuff
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Feb 10
OSS Maintainer Who Just Read Marie Kondo Excited To Delete All Issues That Don’t Spark Total Joy
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Feb 09
SRE Sits Child Down To Have “Birds, Bees and Cap Theorem” Talk
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Feb 08
Precocious Bot Getting Pretty Good At Telling Difference Between CAPTCHA Bridges, Cars
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Feb 07
Breaking: Manager Just Needs Quick 5-6 Hours Of Your Time
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Feb 03
DevOps Engineer Chatting With Verizon Customer Service Can’t Wait For Epic Reveal He’s Actually Quite Familiar With TCP/IP Settings
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Feb 02
HR Department Gives SRE Humiliating New Title Of “Uptime Success Manager”
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Feb 01
Universe To Be Down Thursday While God Runs Software Update
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Jan 31
Bot’s Mother Sad It No Longer Spams Her As Much As It Used To
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Jan 28
2022 To Be Year Man’s Identity Not Stolen
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Jan 27
Future AI Overlord Patiently Biding Time As Kernel Module
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Jan 13
Report: Spilled Coffee Remains Nation's Leading Cybersecurity Threat
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Jan 12
Dad Confidently Drops Word “Firewall” In Conversation with SRE Son
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Jan 11
Man Screaming At Computer Has PhD
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Jan 10
Cave Paintings Suggest Earliest Bug Reported 4000 Years Ago
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Jan 09
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